manthropology:

foreskinnty:

umarell:

imagine trying to shame someone for saying hi then posting it online like its a gotcha. Hope that 41 year old king found better hole that appreciates his young mind

distinguishedbaloney:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

apas-95:

adore these suggested emoji mixes my phone is giving me

i love ⚠️hazard sign⚠️

hubba hubba

anreill:

anreill:

I’m a trans woman with four different sets of pronouns so yes I do know what orgasm denial is

ok-dingo:

white people walk in front of this and a trapdoor immediately opens up dropping them into the Rancor pit

maplecaster:

yrwys:

how i see this post

mantaradio:

memorycycle:

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

can’t get an algorithm like this on twitter

inactive-339944:

inactive-339944:

trent reznor highlight reel